1980 F100 Custom Patina Rat Rod panelvan
Do you need a manlier vehicle to increase your street cred?
Do you have a burning desire to drive a car that instantly instills fear to whoever you drive past?
Did you watch Jeepers Creepers and get wood?
Firstly, you're welcome.
Secondly, this piece of Patina rat rod perfection has been delicately cultivated into a 'Milat Special'. Clearly it's an F100 dentside, but secretly mostly constructed from fibreglass...meaning the rust effect is carefully applied airborne liquid iron.
Donning 351 cubic inches of ford Cleveland powerhouse, a brand new C6 auto, 9" diff, alloy radiator, etc...it already has all you need. Ever.
Other features include;
-A paint job that the devil himself approves of
-5 seats for when your mates wanna come looking for backpackers too
-Stereo for mad tunes whilst you're on the hunt
-19" digital TV for when you can't find said backpackers
-Two sets of wheels: 15" satin black steelies for when the hunt takes you to some rough places...and some 20" for when you want to lure them over with your stylish sensitive side
-Twin 3" exhausts for that sweet sweet V8 song...a noise only rivalled by the sound of slapping your brother with a thong
-Skull encrusted suicide-shifter to enforce street authority over any lesser manly car on the streets (all cars)
-USA 4" lowering kit front and back because you're never cool at standard height, ask a dwarf.
-A claxton horn (this is necessary, end of
-A strobe light (also entirely necessary)
-Doors - like pretty much all other cars
-Enough cupboard space to store a whole fleet of midgets
-A random rat fink sticker collection (no reason)
-A towbar for all the bitches this thing pulls
The bad points (once you get it home):
-Your neighbours will treat you differently
-Your inlaws start randomly calling in more to make sure their daughter is still alive
-You will grow a beard, even if you can't grow a beard
-You need to allow more time to get places as you constantly find yourself driving under the speed to watch people's fear, as you slowly grin and whisper "VICTIMS"
-Be prepared to be asked A LOT of questions on a simple trip to get some groceries, especially by people who are amazed "how evenly the body has rusted" (I found a moustache decreases this perceived approachability)
-Whilst people always take pictures of this, nobody ever adds the hashtag #illridewithyou
I didn't choose this truck, this truck chose me. Now the time has come for it to choose its next custodian. As per its history, a monetary or goods exchange must take place in order for its soul to become one with you...yes, you!
Happy to consider trades of cars, trucks, 4wds, boats, whatever...but if you feel the need send me a stupid offer while you're drunk on a Saturday night, I'm also more than happy to poke fun at your offer whilst I'm drunk. If I'm not drunk when your offer comes through, I'll get drunk.
*oversized dog not included.
*panda head negotiable.
*it is not a 4X4 but gumtree won't let me change it.
*if your name is Stuart, the price is now $22000
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