Boat Jetboat Batboat
No more waiting around at boat ramps, because, like Phillip Hughes, you wont be holding up the Bat.
I'm not saying that buying the Batboat will make you Batman, I am just saying that no one will ever see you and Batman in the same room together. You do the math.
Shout out to Alfred, i fail to recognise the correlation between that man nanny and the high tech gadgets but in fear of rambling on i will endeavour to keep this ad brief.
Wayne Enterprises (And, utterly devoid of sarcasm, Aaaalfred) clearly had Punani Magnet/Titty express and "Making it rain" on the brain when designing this badboy.
"Hey Batman, can me and my topless girlfriends come for a ride?"
Even the shy librarian types come out of their shells when onboard, with the sheer speed and ability to perform a 360degree turn on its own length at full speed, bras and bikini tops dont stand a chance...
This is the maritime equivalent to the 1980 Bedford panel van, scoring a maximum 10/10 points for potential of you getting r@ped in it.
I suspect I'd max out on characters if i was to list all of the features. So, here are a few sure to get them girls wet.
**Onomatopoeia *POW* *BOOM* *KAPOW* *BANG* Pop Art can be imagined
at your own discretion, where you want them, when you want them, how you want them.
**Powerful 2 stroke Yamaha 660, Twin carb, Inline 2 cylinder engine. This engine pulls like a 14 year old that’s just discovered red tube.
**Direct drive- 144mm Axial Flow single stage jet unit with a 3 blade Stainless Steel impeller providing the necessary Torque to remove (as mentioned above) any remaining underwear that the sight of a fully grown man dressed as a bat, driving the Batboat, heaven forbid, failed to remove on presence and revving alone.
**Hull-Aluminium Stacer 4.3M. Professionally converted Jet Boat.
** KITT from Night-Rider. (He's a rescue). Currently in witness protection. Disguised as a Lowrance Elite-5 GPS depth sounder, fish finder, chart plotter.
**Humminbird 787^2 GPS depth sounder, fish finder, chart plotter.
**Bucket style swivelling seats with height adjustment. 1 for Batman, and one for Robin to use when rolling durries, opening longnecks, fending off honeys with an oar, intercepting some potential sloppy seconds and the like...
**Fully galvanized tilt trailer with rollers. Has a winch, which has only been used once when i took yo Mumma out.. yo Mumma so fat we took her out to provide some shade.
Get prepared. Once global warming becomes apparent, it won’t be abrupt but rather gradual, therefore sea level depths around your coastal town will be too shallow for vessels with sternlegs, but jet units will get right to the front door of Coles. (Even inside the aisles of the supermarket).
*POW* any other boat you’ve heard about, this is big gear....the real deal.
Whether you plan on croc wrangling, barramundi tickling, illegal netting, motorboating in a motorboat, if you want to get away with wearing undies on top of pants, or just some street cred down at the local RSL, this is the boat for you..
If you are looking for a coffee table, a room for rent, a car, a puppy, a job, a bike, a lounge or a fridge (or any of the other top ten searched items on gumtree), this may not be the ad for you. However, if you have got this far, please don't let that stop you from buying it...
And yes, this is a legitimate ad. This boat is for sale.
- Date Listed:06/12/2017
- Last Edited:31/01/2018
- Listing Type:Private seller
- Length (ft):14
- Hull Type:Single Hull
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