Celebrity Trash
Celebrity trash, painstakingly removed from a celebrity's bin. Unfortunately we can't reveal the source due to privacy laws, but rest assured the person is FAMOUS! The pile is delicately arrayed and is likely to give the lucky purchaser hours of fun. Try and guess which brand of toilet paper they use from the cardboard holder, go online to read about the fabulous bacteria that are likely present, marvel over shredded paper and fantasize what secrets led them to shred it. Unfortunately the bouqu